i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
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i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
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You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
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