C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
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