My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
He offered to let her do a line of coke off his hard-on. She said she'd had that hard-on and it would be a bump, not a line. Everyone laughed. That's why he left.
So that answers the first question but not the second: how the fuck am I getting home?
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
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