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(713): View more from Texas

I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...

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(301): View more from Maryland

I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...

(443): View more from Maryland

How'd that go?

(301): View more from Maryland

Hes on his way with a baseball bat...

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(630): View more from Illinois

He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?

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(604): View more from British Columbia

In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.

(778): View more from British Columbia

Why so serious bruh

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(212): View more from New York

I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.

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