But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
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He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
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My life is a joke. Told everyone last night that they could call me Mrs. McCormick because I'm gonna end up alone with a handle of peach vodka anyways.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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