Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
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Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
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So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
Alternately I could tell him western classical is just a series of events that had to happen for music to reach the point where Beyoncé was able to pen drunk in love, which is the pinnacle of humanity's artistic achievement thus far
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
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