i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
Randomize
