I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
I never want a future conversation of ours to include the words "quart of semen" in it
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
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He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
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Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
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