Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
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let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
You were on the drunk bus swinging around on the pole when you decided you were hungry, so you pulled half a bagel out of your pants and ate it. Everyone stared at you, dumbfounded as to where it came from, and cheered
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
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Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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