i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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