god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
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my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
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Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
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