Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
21 Ladies Confess The Grossest Things They Do When No One’s Around
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
23 Tweets I Thought Were Really Funny When I Was Drunk Yesterday
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.