I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
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He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
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I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.