love makes seman taste better
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
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Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
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Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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