Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
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How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
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How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
My friend asked me if I got home okay and I replied "Glad teat. Goodnight." Usually I can translate drunk me, but I'm even lost on that one.
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
I just saw an ad for "fair trade quinoa vodka". Fuck this world and everyone in it.
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
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