yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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