Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
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