it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
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