Kirsten Dunst is sitting next to me in a bar in NYC
Tell her I want my money back for Elizabethtown.
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
the majority of my texts from you are at 3 AM & consist of either "I'm drunk", "you're asian", or "bratwurst"
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
Why did my mother make you get naked?
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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