airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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