I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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