Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
Randomize
