There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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