She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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