OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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