The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
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