why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
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i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
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just imagine me sitting naked on a toilet with a fully-clothed dude i havent seen in 2 years, trying to make normal conversation except that im covered in blood and he's helping wipe me down while i try not to pass out because blood makes me NERVOUS. And he's apologizing and i'm apologizing.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
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