belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
I want you to know that wearing office supplies as jewelry results in waking up with the wrong roommate. Also, strip clubs and vodka don't mix.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
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