A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
This is my life. Enjoy the view
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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