i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
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Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
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I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
Tomorrow's Mother's Day and the only thing I can afford is beer and the McDonalds dollar menu. Do you think a Budweiser and a Big Mac says thank you for me fucking up your life since 1990?
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
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