He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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