im drinking this country out of the recession.
ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
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but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
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Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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