i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
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They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
Can vaginas get frostbite?
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
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I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
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