At least make sure they are 18
Why
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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