Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
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He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
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I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
This is an alert from the drunk police: you have reached the point of no return. Text messages past this point are illegible.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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