I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
So it took me 20 minutes to figure out that this is the wrong blind date. I'm going to go with it, he's cute and at least it's free beer.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
Randomize
