I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
if you wake up with plaid pants on your floor in the morning, you made a bad decision.
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
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Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
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I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
why does every cop we meet know your name?
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
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