I'm at derby!
The kentucky derby! But its night time, theres no way the horses are awake at this time.
so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
i made the cop pinkie-promise not to arrest me if i failed the breathalizer.
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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