i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
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you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
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No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE