i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
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Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
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Just woke up next to a girl with 30 hot dogs in my bed. Vodka you win again.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.