oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
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so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
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I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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