I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
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Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
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Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
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