You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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