he thought i was a dude.
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
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He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
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He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
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