it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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