thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
The girls said some drunk guy in footie pajamas was asking for me when they opened the doors. I thought we agreed you were gonna stay home and microwave me some bacon.
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
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