Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
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I just woke up in my closet, wearing a pink cowboy hat and a pink thong...
I want my thong back.
I hate you tequila.
It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
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Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
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