Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
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