How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
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But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
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He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
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