Omfg I am plowed. Had drinks with 3 milfs. Going out on their boat tomorrow. They want to show me how buoyant they are.
walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
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I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
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We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
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