1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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