oh god the rape fog is back!
Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
dude, the building's fire alarm was going off for over an hour last night and you didn't move
that's ok, when I'm passed out drunk I'm impervious to flame
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I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
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we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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