It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
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I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
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you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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