it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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